Finally.

Kerry had it right when she said that it's been a busy week.  I recently purchased Todd Rohal's The Guatemalan Handshake, and blah blah blah it was great and I recommend it.  Whatever.  Anyway, the second disk featured some pretty great short films by various crew members, and here is a link to one of my favorites.  It's called 50 States.  I hope you enjoy it.  

Breakin' 2: Electric SHABBA DOO

It's been a busy week, but Alex wants blog posts (he's a slavedriver) so here you go. This will pretty much finish up our retrospective of Films We Watched Over Christmas Break (unless you want us to go into the Peter Graves movie, and you probably don't). It's Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Alex bought it for me for Christmas, and it was worth whatever he paid. B2:EB stars Soandso "Shabba Doo" Soandso, Soandso "Boogaloo Shrimp" Soandso, and a white girl. Some evil corporate guy is going to tear down their beloved, rainbow colored community center/breakdance studio/American Apparel warehouse, so they are forced to do the only thing they can: dance to raise money! Of course it works. How could it not?
I tried to dig up some of the best clips. Of course our favorite clip isn't online (I didn't check. I'm just assuming), but here are some other goodies.
First off, this video is called "Crazy Bitch in Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo."


And THIS is a PSA done by Shabba Doo, who was apparently forced to do this because of a DUI. So if you were thinking about doing a little boozing but wanted to know what someone with a ridiculous name thought about your choice, go ahead and watch this.


And this. Well, I didn't even watch all of this. But it's called "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Funnys" so how could it be bad?

This is scary.

I was almost afraid to post this, because we had the perfect number of post before (in case you don't know, this will be post number 70).  Anyway, this clip is super weird.

Let's just get this out of the way.  Chris Jericho is a huge douche.  I'm almost afraid to comment on anything anymore.  What's real and what's fake?  It's a crazy messed up world we live in.  Mark Wahlberg doesn't really hate Andy Samberg, and Joaquin Phoenix isn't seriously pursuing a career in hip hop.  This could be a stunt put on by that wacky professional wrestling federation, or maybe Chris Jericho is a jerk and Mickey Rourke is surprisingly mellow.  

(Via /Film)

More of the same

This video combines my love of godtube with my love of farts.

The best part is how he tries to admit that he goofed, but the fact of the matter is he said, "Satan, it's all your fart," and it was funny.  

Sorry guys.

Here at The Talented Winfrey Family, we generally don't ask you for too much.  We're not pushing our causes on you or asking for your input.  Tonight, I want to ask just one thing of you.  Imagine what life is like for this guy.  Thank you.

What?

How'd this picture of Chase get on the internet?

This is a long one.

Since Alex is being so earnest and talking about things he actually likes, I thought I'd share something I really like: the Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels.
It is almost exactly like this:

Except imagine that one of those characters is wearing a bandana/hair extension combo, and the other two are former strippers with completely ridiculous fake breasts.
Here is what happens in every episode of Rock of Love:
One of the girls is like, "Oh, hey, I used to be a stripper and also I have completely ridiculous fake breasts."

And then Bret says something like "Yowza," or makes some motion with his finger that implies a boner or makes this gross orgasm face:

But then one of the girls tries to talk to him...

And Bret gets bored.

But don't worry, there are more boobs:

So then Bret feels better. And then this happens. A lot.

And then at the end of the episode, either the most boring or the most unattractively crazy chick is voted off. Now here's something I really want to show you. This young lady was, for some reason, voted off in the first episode. Maybe it's because she looks like a Muppet?

Of course, I mean a Muppet with giant, unwieldy fake breasts. I kind of feel bad about talkin' smack, though, because of this comment from her on that picture:
nikkifromrockoflovebus (01.20.09 | 10:14 AM)KEEP MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH!! LOL!! TALK ALL THE SHOT YOU WANT I WAS DRUNK BUT WHATEVER MAKES U FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELVES!! I GUESS IM ON UR MIND OR U WOULDN'T BE SAYIN THIS CRAP! CHECK MY PAGE AND IF U REALLY WANNA SAY SUMTHIN SAY IT THERE!! I LOVE ALL THE ATTENTION !1 THANKS! LMFAO! IM THE ONLY GIRL THAT'S GONNA SAY **** CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A **** IM JUST BORED SO THOUGHT I'LL SAY SUMTHIN TO ALL 188 POSTS!1 YOU THINK U KNOW ME BUT I DONT KNOW **** ABOUT YOU SO KEEP IT COMIN IT'S ENTERTANING!! keepin it real and go check my site since ur all up here WWW.DJLADYTRIBE.COM DO YOUR HOMEWORK !I ADMIT I WAS ****** WASTED DRUNK BUT WHAT I LOOK LIKE IS NOT WHO I AM INSIDE SO HIDE BEHIND UR COMPUTERS AND DO WHAT U DO BEST SIPPIN ON THAT HATERADE .. MAYBE YOU'LL SEE SUMTHIN DIFFERENT BUT I DONT REALLY GIVE A RATS ASS FREE PUBLICITY ! MUAH!! BESOS XOXO LUV THE HATERS AND MY FANS! KEEP IT COMIN ! LUV IN IT!

Well, okay. I guess she is not a scary, hypersexualized Muppet on the INSIDE, and that's what counts.
In all honesty, any criticism of these ladies does feel a little too easy, because the vast majority of them are strippers who are, no doubt, looking for the gravy train to lift them up out of their lives. Bret Michaels, I appoint you Sir Gravy Train. But still, they are all straight up bitches who wear ridiculous clothing, so my sympathy can only go so far.
Who's willing to have sex with an aging, diabetic "rock star" in order to become "famous" for approximately two months?

That's what I thought. Keep up the good work, girls!