Beyonce.

Here I am everyone.  2 hours until my final, and I can't stop it with this video.  It's what the Winfrey house calls a Golden Oldie.  Enjoy!

Much Better With the Farts

If you are a person that has inadvertently stumbled across the Talented Winfrey Family and you only have time to watch one video (I am talking about Hollis), make it this one. I'm sincerely sorry for not posting this earlier. Here at Winfrey Family HQ, we love a good fart joke. That's a lie. We just love a fart joke, it doesn't have to be good. Any old fart joke will do. But this is, actually, a genius idea: Paula's Farty.


I'm shocked that we haven't mentioned Paula yet! She is our Winfrey Family Muse. Although I do have to agree with Youtube user Quikgamer: "This is much better with the farts." Isn't everything, Quikgamer?

~*Twilight*~

Alex just sent me this video that he made for Twilight.


First off, I want to just say GREAT JOB to my little bro for making such an awesome video. I thought you were studying for finals all week! I didn't even know you had another Youtube account, but I guess parisbabyhott1 HAS been your family nickname since you were born (we all have them, based on a city/stage of life/temperature/number template). I like how you added those green curtains at the beginning and end. Nice touch, and a little Lynchian. And I'm also glad that you found a way to use all of those Twilight icons you've been making and sending me on facebook.

Then I found this, about the Ultimate Twilight Fan Search:

Stop the search! I found the ultimate fan, and his name is parisbabyhott1.

Twilight Everybody!

Kerry keeps yammering on about this movie called Twilight, which I guess is based on a book or something?  Just kidding.  But seriously, stop talking about Twilight.  At the Winfrey house, we have a strong dislike of the actors and actresses involved in the film, and guess what.  I found Robert Pattinson's five favorite films. 

The Office kind of

The truth is, I should be studying.  I've got several big finals coming up, and I need to do well.  However, I discovered a new phenomenon brought to you, once again, by GodTube.  Don't ask me how I found it.  All you need to know is what it is.  It's called The Church Office.  It's pretty much what it sounds like.  It's just like The Office, but it takes place in a church office I guess.  The thing is, there are tons of these.  It seems like everyone has their own The Church Office.  Some are exact remakes (reimaginings) and others create their own stories.  What I'm saying is, if you ever get a free day, get on GodTube, skip past all the atheists in hell videos, and immerse yourself in The Church Office universe.  Enjoy.

Mostly for Hollis

I created this post to give all of you a heads up about an awesome new video sharing website: JewTube.  I know.  I didn't think it existed either, but it does and this video is on it.  Enjoy!

  

F.I.S.T.

This is just a little trailer for y'all.

I realized that I could watch an entire movie composed of still frames of Sylvester Stallone (preferably in the middle of a riot).  I wish they still made trailers like this.