He's no Kit Mackenzie

This guy is German, and... just watch this video.

Yes, that's blackface.  Don't worry, it's okay.  In the description he says: I am really sorry if I hurt somebody by saying the "N" word. I didnt said that to offend somebody or because I like to say that, I just said it because I want to imitate CJ from GTA.

Also the ash in my face wasnt there to provoke black ppl!
I hope that you understand that I made this just for fun.
And hey do you've noticed the 2pac posters in my room? Lol another proof that I like black ppl! xD

Delocated

I don't have to tell you how much I like this show.  That is why I was apprehensive about checking the imdb boards.  However, they were mostly very nice.  Weird, right?  So then I went over to Adult Swim and read their message board.  Well, I guess it is exactly what I would expect from middle school boys and recent college graduates with The Boondock Saints posters still on their walls.  Here's what they have to say:

"What's worse than reality TV? A show pretending to be a reality show where, get this, they wear masks and are in a police protection program.  The best thing that could happen to this fake reality family is to launch a bullet in each of their heads and end this awful show."

At least we know he understand the concept behind the show.  

"YES.  Please cancel this show.  Let them explore gay relationships on LOGO and leave us our cartoons."

What?

"Another example of a show taking it too far where the theme and point reaches the point of becoming boring.  There is a line and dancing on it is still passing it, furthermore, it's still screaming the "trying too hard" bit."

What? What?

Basically what I'm trying to say is that I'm glad these people spend so much time watching Adult Swim that they have no chance of ever advancing into any sort of leadership position.  

My life.

This is my coworker every day, right down to the quick-head-jerk-awake part at the end. This is also me past 10 pm.

Uh-oh...I'm startin' to get that feeling again...

It's a good thing no one reads this blog besides Alex and I, because ain't nobody gonna care about this but us. Honestly, I'm not even sure if Alex will care. But buckle up everybody, because it's time for a nostalgia trip!
I'm pretty sure you've forgotten about this. I mean, sure, you remember the fact that some brother of ours used to watch The Bear in the Big Blue House. But did you remember this? And how weird this is?

And, also, this. The moon is so serene. Watching this gives me a heavy 7th grade flashback, a significantly fatter time in both of our lives.

This is for you guys.

Alex is a busy little bee because it's finals week.  It's super annoying because everyone's like, "Oh, I have so much studying to do."  Yeah.  I'm with you.  However, because I'm great I thought I would make this video for all of you.  These are just some quick little study tips.  I filmed this in my dorm room (what do you guys think of the new wallpaper?)  Also, I got braces!  I know, right!?  

Here's a quick recap.

1) Don't eat carrots for three hours.

2) Don't listen to CD players (a dead technology)

3) Don't watch turkey defrost.

4) If you've already done exams, you're a lucky beeyotch.

If I didn't make this post about myself, Kerry would.  

I like this.

The internet has two rules:

1. You use it for porn. 

2. You use it to find random sex partners.  

But guess what.  Rules were made to be broken.  Some people start blogs (What's the point, right?) and other's post recut trailers for Mary Poppins on the youtube.  The Talented Winfrey Family gives this five stars.

Norm

So, H. and I saw Norm Macdonald this weekend. This was only the second stand up show I've ever been to (the first being Eugene Mirman at Southgate House), and the first time I've ever been to a comedy club. Comedy clubs are weird, guys. You're supposed to eat 9 dollar chicken fingers while you watch comedy. Waiters and waitresses walk around in the dark, while the comedian is doing his or her act, and ask if you would like another rum and coke. It all seems strangely rude. But whatever! Norm Macdonald was hilarious, as I expected. Two things of note:
1. He said he was a Christian and I thought he was being sarcastic. Because I'm a bad person.
2. He made fun of Bill Maher and his dumb movie.
Then I got home and looked for a good clip to put on the blog, and I found this. Norm Macdonald was absolutely nothing like this last night. For one thing, he has found a jacket that doesn't make him look like he's in a Talking Heads video. If you ever get a chance to see him, you should go! But until then, Dave Coulier will be at the comedy club this week to tide you over.