Kanye!

Sorry I haven't been posting today (or yesterday)...I've been too busy experiencing culture. Namely the Kanye West episode of Storytellers. Did you hear about all the controversy he stirred up? It was a lot. But I didn't care about the controversy, I just cared about the incoherant, nonsensical rambling. And there was a lot of it! Here is one clip. This probably isn't the best one, but this special just aired, like, half an hour ago so it's hard to find what I want. Get off my back, Alex.

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Whoa!

The real reason that I made this post was to completely remove Kerry's presence.  Mission accomplished.  The second reason I made this post is that I wanted to talk about this trailer that I saw awhile ago and had been meaning to post.  Parts of it remind me of Bellville.  Also, it was filmed in Ohio.  It looks pretty cool.

Suck it, Kerry.

Baby geniuses

This baby knew what the audience wanted.  PS this is another Godtube clip.

After this clip, the baby went home and sat in his recliner.  He thought to himself, "That's the last time."  

Poor

As a college student, I don't have a lot of extra cash.  The extra cash I do have, I try to save until I need to spend it on food.  However, I'm shelling out the $11.19 it costs to buy Eugene Mirman's new book, and you should too (if you're Kerry (which you probably are) then you actually should not do this because I will already have bought it and you can just borrow my copy).  Until I get it, I just keep re-watching this video.

Late Oscars Post

Remember that part in the Oscars where Bill Maher came out and was a douche?  Remember how that almost ruined the really cool tribute by Albert Maysles to this years nominated documentary directors?  Apart from that, I felt like this was a very disappointing year for montages at the Oscars.  Kerry said that she could watch Mickey Rourke dancing to Lovers in Japan by Coldplay all day, but I just wasn't feeling it.  There were clips from Twilight shown during the Oscars.  That's all I'm going to say.  This (and the fact that I finally got to finish The Thin Blue Line) got me thinking about the short film that Errol Morris made for the 2002 Academy Awards, and how it was actually good.  What I'm trying to say is maybe they shouldn't let Seniors at Full Sail University make montages for the Oscars.

Crispin Glover

This is a song from Crispin Glover's album, which I guess was all a big puzzle.  If you solved the puzzle, you could call this number and tell them.  Then, if you were correct, I think Crispin Glover would actually call you and be like, "Yeah, good job.  You figured it out."  I know for a fact that at least 1o people figured it out.  Anyway, I really like the rhyming in this song.  Also, I like how his voice sounds a little bit like Weird Al

Kerry's Boyfriend

I told him not to post this video, but that guy is like, really determined to do what he wants.  So I decided I would post it here for all of you to see.

Seriously.  I'm not very good at guitar, but even I can figure out the strumming pattern of that song.  Also, I know for a fact that he is not using all of the right chords.  I'm just saying...