Ouch!

Dear Reader, 

I'm not going to sugarcoat this.  We are hurting here.  I guess it's just the recession, or whatever, but I thought we had a good thing going!  Look, I know the internet isn't free, but seriously, what we have here is worth it.  Anyway, in the interest of getting some more traffic going I decided to resort to some extreme tactics.  I'm not proud of this, but I heard it is the best way to draw people in.  We here at The Talented Winfrey Family officially declare a feud between us and Lily Tomlin (aka Idiot).  Wish us luck.

Sorry, No Thanks

Did you see what I did there?  I altered the title of this movie!  Get it, because I have no interest in seeing this movie.

Ta-Da!

I found Alex's tumblr:
http://fugeesandfunyuns.tumblr.com/
Okay, just kidding, but now he really can't get a tumblr because I'm pretty sure that's the name he would have picked. Also, this person clearly put a lot of work into their fan tumblr and they deserve to be recognized.

If This Is It

This weekend, H. introduced me to a Huey Lewis cover that he found on Stereogum a long time ago. I realize how lame it is to repost something that was originally posted in June of last year, but sorry, I just now heard about this. Boy, I done WENT to college, I can't be as internet-savvy as you anymore. Anyway, the cover is by a band called Throw Me the Statue. You can guess why I like this song: the horn section that sounds like That Microphones Song I Like, and the fact that it's a Huey Lewis cover. Here's a link to the original post.
http://stereogum.com/archives/mp3/throw-me-the-statue-cover-huey-lewis_010589.html

B.J. Junkie

H. visited Winfrey Family HQ this weekend. We got ice cream (okay, sorbet for him because he refuses to tolerate lactose. He should really be more tolerant, you guys) and saw Slumdog Millionaire. I'm not going to bother saying anything about Slumdog Millionaire other than it was good. You're on the internet, you don't need me to tell you about Slumdog Millionaire. Instead, I will tell you a story. I had to sleep on the couch last night because our guest took my bed and the Winfrey household is, among other things, a Presumed Chastity Zone. This morning when I woke up, I immediately turned the television to VH1 Classic and found a Billy Joel video for a song I didn't know, You're Only Human. Basically the premise of the video is that Billy Joel is a sort of Ghost of Christmas Future figure, and also a bad actor. I tried to find it so I could post it here, but guess what, guys? Billy Joel does not allow his videos to be embedded. I don't know why. I don't understand most of what Billy Joel does, and I probably never will. Here is the link, if you're curious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbuU1OtaX4g
Also, you should already know this, but Billy Joel and Elton John are touring together. Alex calls it the Big Gay Wet Dream Tour.

Mountain Breakfast

Just a couple of guys, preparing a mountain breakfast.  Nothing weird here.  Except for the guys.  I'm not going to ask you to watch all of this.  I think the first 8 seconds pretty much sum up what follows.  Johntabbot, the sole commentator on this video, said it best.  "you people are gross"

Nice Weather

It is very nice today.  I don't need a coat when I go outside.  Of course, this got me thinking about camping and hiking and whatever.  The short of it is I found this video or Bear Grylls on youtube.  It's funny because he really does get naked a lot.  It was posted by BearGryllsFansite.  I guess that makes sense.