A serious message

God didn't make you gay, so stop trying to use that as an excuse, okay guys?  "...you know what?  I love you, and God did not make you gay."

How many times does this guy have to tell us that God isn't gay.  Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.  

Oh man.

Okay, I know that Godtube is Alex's beat. But honestly, I couldn't NOT post this. I'll let you know a few things first off:

1. I didn't watch this whole thing. It's like, what, 9 minutes long? All you need to see is the first minute, although I'm sure the whole thing is golden.
2. This isn't as sexy as the title makes it sound.
3. I think Jesus should've been played by Harry Dean Stanton. This could've been way better.
4. I think this is how most guys watch porn,right? In a curtained room, with pants on? Talking to themselves? Sure. I wouldn't know, I'm not a guy.
5. The porn watching guy is serious about this role! No one could accuse him of phoning it in.