Something You Won't Be Interested in, Probably

Well, I found something that has really helped me figure out what to do with the rest of my life:
It's Twin Peaks inspired cross stitch.
I really do think it's cool when someone can take needlework and somehow make it more modern and related to pop culture. I also feel like this is finally a way I can combine my love of needlework and my love of David Lynch. If you'll excuse me, I have a blanket to finish (unfortunately it has nothing to do with Twin Peaks).

Just so you know...

This is a thing that exists. Just click. And to answer the question you will have immediately after seeing this, yes, there is a John McCain version.
http://www.lionbrand.com/patterns/80658AD.html?noImages=
Welcome to my Friday night.