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That's what iTunes calls this self-titled album by the band Starfucker.  If I were younger, this would be the kind of band that I would be afraid to listen to because just the name has obscenity in it.  However, it's the least offensive music around.  I've been listening to Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second a lot lately.  They also have a good cover of Girls Just Want to Have Fun.  Here's the video for Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second.

Why not?

This video perfectly illustrates the rules of public speaking: tell them what you're going to tell them, tell them, and tell them what you told them. From start to finish, from fat baby to creepy big man, we know exactly what we're watching. The World's Biggest Things.

Because two Lynch posts in one day isn't enough

We all know about Jennifer Lynch's FIRST movie. But did you know she has another one? I didn't! But ever since I found out that Alex hasn't been keeping me up to date on Lynch news, I've been doing several-months-of-unemployment levels of research. I don't have to tell you what parts of this trailer seem very Lynchian, but can I just say Bill Pullman? Sometimes it must rule to have David Lynch be your dad. One of those times is when he can executive produce your weird movie.

My birthday is in May...

...which gives you plenty of time to save up enough money to buy this for me. I'm not necessarily referring to Alex. Just anyone who might be reading this and who wants to buy me a present. There's a MYSTERY DISC.




Also, why did David Lynch hire a Michael Cera dress alike to play the guitar?

Paula Deen. Minus pants.

On Friday I went home for Winfrey Family Pizza Night, and Mom said a combination of words I never thought I'd hear: "Did you see that video where Paula Deen's pants fell down?" I assumed she'd just been spending a lot of time on the Paula Deen official website, as she's wont to do, but I guess everyone knew about this but me? I don't know how these things slip under my radar. Anyway, there were a few versions of this video I could've posted, but I chose the one that does the repeat slow-motion. Because I know that's what you're into.

Paula Deen's pants fell down, guys. And you watched it.

That is me on the twitter page.

I found something amazing. David Lynch has a twitter page.
http://twitter.com/david_lynch
And in case you were thinking, "I know it SAYS David Lynch, but is it really David Lynch?" Well, he answers that for you on youtube.

As you will see, his twitter is mostly well wishings and weather reports. And a lot of meditation stuff, like: "Thought of the Day: We are like the spider. We weave our life & move along it. We are like the dreamer who dreams & then lives in the dream." You know, kind of exactly what you would expect.

Panda Bear!

So there is apparently a very large demand for videos of pandas falling off of things.  Just type panda+fall into youtube, and you've got a day's worth of entertainment.  This video is great because it is a real life cartoon.  From the first few seconds, you know exactly what is going to happen.  They should show this clip in film schools.  You can almost see the panda gulp.