Someone at the AP is a really good writer

I'm really awful at coming up with titles for anything, and I always have been. But let's get real. This is an actual AP headline:
"Letterman is Target of the Kind of Jokes He Tells"
That is really great. It's definitely not a super-awkward, obvious statement.

Also good, but not from the AP:
"Letterman Should Have Kept it in His Worldwide Pants."
These are great, credible news sources. Keep up the good work!