A Poem From Alex

In the Talented Winfrey Family, sharing is caring. Not sharing germs or food or love (gross), but specifically sharing clothes. Chase once wore a pair of Mom's blue jeans to school, never noticing that they weren't his and weren't even designed for his sex. This incident immediately sent Alex into a creative frenzy, and after an entire night spent furiously typing and smoking Virginia Slims, he produced this poem:



Chase

He wakes up in the morning
feeling kind of boring
He sees a pair of pants
decides to take a chance
a smile on his face and a secret in his heart
he steps out the door with a wave and a fart

“Dang,” he thinks, “I look fine”
“only one problem, these pants aren’t mine”