I mean seriously.

Sometimes Lily Tomlin does all the work for us.

Lily Tomlin, how am I supposed to take you seriously as a pioneering lady comedian if you star in movies with Bette Midler? Dressed like that? Get real, Tomlin.

Ouch!

Dear Reader, 

I'm not going to sugarcoat this.  We are hurting here.  I guess it's just the recession, or whatever, but I thought we had a good thing going!  Look, I know the internet isn't free, but seriously, what we have here is worth it.  Anyway, in the interest of getting some more traffic going I decided to resort to some extreme tactics.  I'm not proud of this, but I heard it is the best way to draw people in.  We here at The Talented Winfrey Family officially declare a feud between us and Lily Tomlin (aka Idiot).  Wish us luck.