Portrait of a Lady/Basketball Star

Alex seems to have flown the coop for the night, going camping or some BS when we were supposed to be watching Stayin' Alive (i.e., the Sylvester Stallone-written-and-directed sequel to Saturday Night Fever, in case you're feigning ignorance). So I guess while he's off freezing in a tent with some dudes, I'll undertake the great burden of sharing artwork with the internet.
Behold this watercolor portrait of Shaq. Alex did this sometime last year and wasn't terrifically pleased with the results, likening the smiling mug to that of Hootie and the Blowfish lead singer Darius Rucker. I, however, think that it captures Shaq's je ne sais quois. Basketball great, giant, genie, and tireless crusader against the plight of childhood obesity: is there anything Shaq can't do?*

*eat couscous. He refuses to eat couscous.