This one's weird.

So, you can all guess how I found this clip.  It is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen.  It even makes me feel weird.  But seriously guys, this song....

Uploaded by RichJustin.  Apparently being Rich Justin will only get you so far, and it will not get you "the girl on T.V."

NSFW (Or mom)

This one's for Kerry.  Also, what a stupid question to ask David Lynch.  What kind of response did you expect?

Meet Werner.

There is no reason that he doesn't have his own show.  It wasn't until I saw this that I realized we settle for such mediocre reality television shows.  Imagine turning on the television and watching Werner Herzog dining with Val Kilmer.  In the evenings he would throw himself into cactuses or try to push a boat over a mountain.  We can always dream.

Oh man!

So this was our original vision for what we wanted to do here.  I guess someone beat us to it, so the blog is going to shut down forever.  Sorry.

Hey guys!

Well, Kerry sure has been doing a lot of reviews and such nonsense. So here's one for you. A review of going back to college. I actually have to do work now. The room smells like farts sometimes. It's been raining for a solid week. Awkward parties. Less delicious food. Access to everything I could possibly dream of (I'm primarily talking about ecstasy). Enough of this madness! Let's get a very old video up in here!

I could watch this all day.  Firstly, yeah, the original intro was almost perfect.  I guess it just needed more Baby Sinclair and hamburger penis.  Try not getting this song stuck in your head.  

Winfrey Review: David Lynch coffee

Let's get one thing straight: this is going to be an extremely biased Winfrey Review. I don't just LIKE David Lynch, I love him. And to be totally honest, I don't just love him, I am irrationally obsessed with him. I'm also irrationally obsessed with coffee, in the minimum-of-six-cups-per-day way, so I knew that I needed his coffee as soon as I found out it existed. H. bought it for me for Christmas and made my dreams come true.
I think this review is kind of a public service, since internet information about David Lynch's coffee is kind of scare. First off, I have the organic house roast, whole beans. I'm a big fan of whole beans, because I enjoy using the coffee grinder, but maybe you aren't, so I don't know. Don't get whole beans, then. Make up your own mind. You get the wonderful canister pictured above, which alone is worth the price you pay. When you open it, you'll see a bag full of coffee beans. I am too lazy to look up how big the bag is, but it's regular coffee bag size. And it smells really strong. So strong. But what about the coffee itself, you're asking. Well, Alex told me it would taste like, "What the fuck?" but it doesn't taste like anything trippy at all. It tastes like good coffee. Not too strong or weak, not bitter, just really smooth and perfect. It is some of the best coffee I've had, but you probably can't trust my opinion.


GRADE: A+!

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Truffles

Well, Alex pulled out of the driveway approximately 45 minutes ago, so I guess I can make a blog post now. I took a blog hiatus (blogatus?) for the duration of his stay, but rest assured, the Winfreys kept busy. There were donuts eaten, elaborate meals prepared, horror films watched, art exhibits visited, and, oh yeah, Alex and I participated in a craft show. We made candy, Alex printed out fancypants labels, and then we basked in the glow of the adoring public. It was a trippy experience, for sure. Actually, I think probably like 35 people in total showed up to that craft show, but we still made some coin, so it was worth it.
Here's the best recipe. It's from Paula Deen (natch) and, I am serious, it will greatly improve the quality of your life, if only you let it.


Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Truffles

1/2 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup light brown sugar, firmly packed
1 14 oz. can sweetened condensed milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup mini semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped pecans (optional)
1 12 oz. bag semisweet chocolate chips
2 tablespoons vegetable shortening

Beat butter and brown sugar with an electric mixer at medium speed until creamy. Beat in milk and vanilla. Gradually add flour, mixing well. Add mini chocolate chips (and nuts, if desired). Shape into 1-inch balls. Place on wax paper and chill for 2 hours.

Melt chocolate with vegetable shortening according to package directions. Dip in cookie balls, covering completely. Place on wax paper and chill to set. Keep truffles refrigerated. Makes approximately 5 dozen.